SHITSTORMING!!!

*i warp into your bedroom with a 50 pound bag of manure. i open it up and place it on your bed. then i put an exploding tag on it and right as it explodes all over your room and into your sheets i warp out and back in to miss the explosion but to be there as it happens. It's EVERYWHERE*

HAHAHAHA!!! THE STAINS WILL NEVER COME OUT!!!

*i warp downstairs to let Ace in the door*

*i walk in with ace carrying a bag of poo*

prank style jutsu: SHITSTORM!!!!!

*the bag of poo expands and the poo explodes everywhere*

now chain prank style jutsu: BURNT POO!!!

*the poo hardens to create the smell of burnt poo*

(wich smells like 1000000000 dog farts btw)

aww my bad zero... *since i can controll carbon i remove the poo from zeroes face and apply it to what would be abaris bed*

*summoning jutsu, chaos appears and a shit load of other dogs* okay boys you know what to do *the dogs begin to run around the entire house shiting and pissing everywhere* we might want to leave *i poof me,kham and zero out of the house* and the shitage contiues. so what do you think he's gonna say when he gets back here

Nothing, wanna know why? *i cut my hand with a kunai, handsigns* because this house is shit anyway. *i give an evil smirk and place my hands on the ground* Summoning: Firefox. *all that is seen is the ground glowing leading to Abari's house and then an explosion comes from under it filling his house to the brim with shit, piss, and anything else he has flushed down the toilet. *the glow in the ground comes back to my feet and comes out of the ground onto my shoulder in the form of a fox* Good work!

OMG LOL!!!
*i die of laughter while being warped*

okay,lets get back to my house befor some one see's us

Hold on a sec... *i jump on top of Abari's house with some cloth tied to my face covering my mouth. then i summon solara in ball and chain form. i jump high into the air and the ball grows horrible spikes* DRAGON SPEW!!! *i throw the ball back down at the house and it goes through the roof down to the basement. the whole house explodes in flaming shitty glory. i warp back to ground level* NOW, we can go.

*I walk toward's my hose with some grocery's in my hand and i immediatly dorp my food and my mouth begins* Hey some 1 left my door open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and wats that smell uhh i t smells like shit it is shit what the fuck man who would do somethin like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*i appear next to abari.* hey abari whats going-WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE MAN,did you ahave a party with a shit load of cows

*i warp in* ewww what smells like a septic tank?

umm abari's house

I dont kno who it is but from some reason he's shitting on my house, wat have i done to him i dont even kno him

thats a house?

well it was *looks at zero*

it's horrible it's burning shit

o well i guess i have to start over *random hand signs* water style, water wave jutsu *a big wave wipes the shit and flames away sending it down a stream* no i have to rebuild